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Pith’s Top 10 Deaths

  1. Starrynight and Vedi were stalking a strange bird, seeking meat to add to a medicinal broth for the dying Eliana. Vedi stepped on a twig, alerting the awkward avian to their presence. Angered, as the halfling may have cost her dinner, Starrynight drew back her bowstring, aiming for the beak. Her arrow sailed through the air, toward the gangly lanky moving object, through the pockets of leaves growing from trees scattered by the dozens between Starrynight and her target. Despite all odds, the skilled huntress shot true—surely a feat only manageable by a wood elf of Moonshae! The freakish fowl toppled over himself, legs over head, wing over leg, adam’s apple over liver, liver over wing, rolling with the same great momentum he used to flee from his grim fate—finally clobbering into a tree and exploding into a thousand feathers. There was no trace of the bird, as the spirit feathers floated gently to the ground, decomposing into a fine green glitter. Go critical hits!
  2. Fell down a covered pit, a trap made by children of a forest village.
  3. Electrocuted, by a trap, again, and then exploded, again.
  4. Electrocuted, by a trap, and then exploded.
  5. Fell out a tree.
  6. Clubbed to death by a half orc.
  7. Poked by a Slaad.

Things you didn’t know about Pith, and never wanted to:

Pith can actually fly, he just is afraid of heights, and refuses to do so. It also just looks really really awkward. This is also why he refuses to be summoned into tall trees with thin branches.

Pith likes the taste of hair.

Pith’s mother was the offspring of a primal Giraffe and a sea horse. His father was an eagle.

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